Wednesday, June 2, 2010 | | 3 comments

Lightning Speed


ASIDE: Today’s blog is in response to Yoani Sanchez’s post on Generacion Y on May 28 -- http://desdecuba.com/generationy/ For a while, I'm going to try and respond to blogs coming out of Cuba instead of newspaper articles, as they are also news.


What if the pace of our days was different? On May 28, Yoani Sanchez wrote in her blog, Generacion Y out of Havana, about a particular mode of transportation in Cuba – a particular type of hitchhiking. The blog ‘s title is translated, in the English Version, as “Taking Advantage of the Light.” At first, I thought I was going to read a tale about how Cubans have to take advantage of the daylight in Cuba because of power outages, and of course, there’s a double entendre in there somewhere, but what she means is more concrete – having more to do with street and sidewalk. It’s about how people in Cuba harass people in cars at stoplights for a ride. [Notice my interpretation (harass) is completely American – I admit it].

Some drivers give in to the “harassment” but ask for favors in return (get “harassed” in return – they feel a girl up, for example), while others drivers simply make up excuses. Some women (because, as Yoani explains, it’s easier to get a ride if you’re wearing a short skirt), have decided to use their own two feet and walk and walk and walk. Which slows everything down, but which, sometimes is worth the longer route; the wait.

Which brings me back to my question – what if we lived like that? How would that pace affect our lives? I can think of a million ways it would drive me up the wall. Me who, after living in Manhattan for nearly a decade, almost died of boredom my first year back in Miami (despite it being my hometown). People were slow, they arrived late, and worse, they didn’t even have any excuses – they simply arrived late to a get together or a meeting and that was that. They weren’t having to hitchhike at red lights, they all had their own cars.

Here’s a story: The other day I went to a gathering in Miami Beach. Everyone was late of course (a cultural phoneme, I’m telling you). Many of the people at this get-together were Cuban-born dissidents. Once everyone finally arrived, the BBQ and the talking started up and one young woman in particular began talking about how much she missed Cuba. She had come to Miami twelve years ago, dreaming then of a better place with opportunity. Today, she feels the urge, daily, to return to Cuba. “People may not have jack over there, but they have fun,” she said, and for the first time that day a big smile appeared on her face as she expressed the kind of joy people have in Cuba. It seems like a cliché. And, really, it could all be nostalgia – a dangerous and complicated thing because the land is always greener on the other side of the sea, so to speak. But, perhaps she had a point; and perhaps it has something to do with the forced pace at which people in Havana must/are forced to live. And yet, are they really forced? That’s another questions all together (about why a revolt by the people against a dictator has not come sooner, ages ago. But, again, another topic for another day).

On my particular end – I think to myself: How would life be different for me as a writer if the pace were here, in the States, as it is in Cuba? How would it be for bloggers? One of the reasons Yoani’s blogs are so good is because she’s forced to write them out before hand, before even getting to internet space and time. Or, if not writing them out before, at least thinking about them for a good amount of time. Here, everyone has constant access to high speed wireless from almost everywhere . The result: American twittees (twits?) and face-bookies seem to write constantly but you’re hard pressed to find something of substance. Would our blogs be better if we were forced to slow down?

But then again, would blogging exist? Would the internet exist? If we Americans didn’t live at the pace at which we do, taking advantage of every bit of light, everywhere.

Perhaps we are lucky (or unlucky, depending on which way you look at it; I’m going to stick with lucky) enough to simply have more light to draw power from.

Thursday, October 8, 2009 | | 0 comments

FATWA ON RE-VIRGINIZERS


Today's article comes from The LA TIMES (I'm in LA for the moment, so I'll be writing from the LA TIMES for a couple of days) -- It's title: "Gadget to help women feign virginity angers many in Egypt" --http://www.latimes.com/news/nationworld/world/la-fg-fake-hymen7-2009oct07,0,6868813.story


As if the title isn't enough to catch your attention.
Forget Salman Rushdie, forget the power of politics, and of literature, or any of the other "dangerous" personas that fatwas have been issued against. No - now it's the power of the Hymen and the savvy Chinese Businessmen that are turning a coin because of that tricky mucous membrane. The article quotes: "Cleric Abdul Moeti Bayoumi has issued a fatwa urging that peddlers of the $29.90 device be charged with banditry and punished for spreading immorality and sin."
Wow, need I say more?

Tuesday, September 8, 2009 | | 0 comments

Knewsing 9: Singing and Dancing at 80


Today’s story comes from the Portland Press Herald Online/Sun Journal: Grandmother Launches Music Career. By Eileen M. Adams.
http://www.sunjournal.com/node/271857/


In Maine, lighthouses will have an open house on the 12th of September for all to visit; a man is convicted of child pornography because he placed hidden cameras in his bathroom and caught his girlfriend’s teenaged daughter on the toilet, as well as dressing and undressing; the Yorktown Paper Mill has caught fire; and Burmese immigrants are calling the northern state home.

But the article that I’m picking for the day is about an 80-year old woman who has started a new career in music. My grandfather, since his retirement, has deteriorated, mostly out of an awful boredom. Sometimes he’s so bored he takes long walks up and down the parking ramps of the garage in his apartment building. Not so with Joyce Gammon, who has ventured upon a new career path, tapping her feet and strumming her Dobro guitar the whole time through. It all started when she wrote her husband a song for his birthday. He wanted a convertible, which she couldn’t afford. “So I wrote him a song instead,” says Gammon. It turned out pretty good. Now she’s jotted down forty songs and recorded eight.

I hope I’m like that at 80 – still singing and bringing out the dancing shoes.

Monday, September 7, 2009 | | 0 comments

Knewsing 8: The Maquiladoras & The Nature of Change


The article for today comes from The Arizona Daily Star: Maquiladoras in Global Squeeze. By W.J. Hennigan.

When you read a newspaper from a border state you always get a tale of two cities, at least. In this article, what we are getting is a tale of three countries, feeling the effects of both globalization and economic crisis. The Maquiladoras, in Nogales, AZ are losing ground. Nogales is city known for its Maquiladoras – factories in which mostly Mexican workers receive materials/products form a particular country and then assemble goods to ship back to where the materials/products came from for retail. We’re talking everything from notebooks to airplane parts.

The reason Nogales is losing ground is that the work is being shipped to China, where labor is cheaper. Obviously, this is an interesting article to look at on Labor Day. For many reasons. Mostly, because the nature of our work is changing and we are in a state of, often painful, transition.

So many mornings, when we pick up the paper, or get online, it feels like the world is suffering a long, hard ache. Like the heartache after a serious relationship has broken (the feeling of not wanting to move-on, not wanting another lover, wanting still to linger in the comfort of a familiar bed, in familiar arms); or like a growing pain; or like the homesickness of migration. But this is the nature of change.

A year ago, when we voted in a new president in for the United States, we were calling for change. Change is happening all over the world now – in healthcare, in the car industry, in the book industry, in politics, in technology, in foreign trade, in the stock market, and in Nogales. It’s everywhere and sometimes it hurts. And before we can see any kind of light, we’ll have to whether the tides of change and tread through the transition.

There’s a country song by John Rich called Shuttin Detroit Down. It’s a song about the working man. One verse reads:

Because in the real world they're shuttin' Detroit down,While the boss man takes his bonus paid jets on out of town. DC's bailing out them bankers as the farmers auction ground. Yeah while they're living up on Wall Street in that New York City town,Here in the real world they're shuttin' Detroit down.

The situation in Nogales isn’t all that different.

The question that rises out of all of this is: What’s next? Because hopefulness for the future is also part of the nature of change. Yes, there’s always the chance that it will all turn out worse, but perhaps it will be better than we know; more than we know. Perhaps we are shuttin’ Detroit down to make room for a revolutionary kind of transportation that doesn’t rely on fuel and thereby changes our entire global/political dynamic. Perhaps the Maquiladoras will shut down and perhaps Hispanics will have a better tomorrow – better than those grueling days, and the pains of putting together someone else’s goods for preposterously little pay. Anything is possible. That’s the great part about the brink of change.

Sunday, September 6, 2009 | | 0 comments

Knewsing 7: Jesus Knocks out the Devil in Africa

Today's article comes from The Oklahoman: U.S. Senator Jim Inhofe Leads in Trips Abroad.
By Chris Casteel.

Jesus sure does get around. Senator Jim Inhofe of Oklahoma has been traveling the world on the “taxpayer’s dime,” says this particular article. One of the places he’s been going to is Africa. Sen. Inhofe also said, at one point, that one of the reasons he went to Africa was because it was a “Jesus thing.” Uh-oh. Red Flag. Red Flag.

I’m not going to wax on here very long, it is a blog after all, and I’ve been talking too much lately. But, I will say that this particular Senator says he holds prayer meetings with African leaders. Do you get a mental picture? This is what I think about. I think about a trip to Ghana I took in 2004. We were driving on the way to Cape Coast, where the slaves were shipped out of Africa and into America to work for King Cotton. Along the way there were small shanty shops, beauty salons and barber shops, and the like. They were all named something like “Jesus Saves Beauty Salon,” and “Mary, Queen of Heaven Salon,” or “Saint-something-or-other Barber Shop.” And then, sandwiched amid them there was a particular little shanty shop called “The Fuck You Beauty Salon.” Ah, Colonialism.

Apparently, Jesus really likes to travel because Sen. Inhofe has been taking trips like drinking water – from Australia to Paris.